Next up on our list, let's embrace the corniness with some charmingly corny pick-up lines. Your smile is proof that the best things in life are free.Just wondering.if you're here, who's running heaven?.If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.If we were playing poker, I would go all in.What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?.
When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life.Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you're infected.Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're soda-licious.Can you pinch me, because you're so fine I must be dreaming.If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.Feel my t-shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material.If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.Wow, when god made you he was showing off.I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the gratest.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror).Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!.Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. If you were a steak you would be well done. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that. You know, I think you may be the sole reason for global warming.įor those who love a little extra sweetness, here are some cheesy pick-up lines that will make hearts melt. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?. Is summer over? Because I’m about to 'fall' for you!. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together. I need to complain to spotify, because you must be this weeks hottest single. Is your name ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other. Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling n my stomach makes me want to take you out. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in. Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!. Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number. My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?. Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm. Did you swallow magnets? Cause you're attractive. Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?. Could you call it for me to see if it rings? There is something wrong with my phone. I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb. Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in. If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction. If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart. Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!. Do you like science because I've got my ion you. Are you a banana because I find you a peeling. Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice. Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications. Are you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you. If you were a Transformer, you'd be "Optimus Fine". If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes. Let's kick things off with a dose of laughter - these funny pick-up lines are designed to bring smiles and chuckles to your conversations. Looking for a specific type of pick-up line? Navigate directly to your preferred category:
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